Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Applied Physics

To every action there is an equal but opposite reaction. Everyone who saw the Velvet Underground later formed their own band. Everyone who turned the lights off and whispered Bloody Mary I killed your baby thirteen times in the bathroom mirror saw the ghost. And every boy who saw the following videos one summer's day in 1985 turned gay.

It wasn't genetics and it wasn't your mother. It was simply the third law of motion, applied.

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