Wednesday, August 16, 2006

it's "au naturel" dagnabit

I don't know how I got on this mailing list. I don't know who goes to these things. I doubt that I will find out, since I have nightmare-quality visions of what "three hours of quality male bonding" might be. The pictures they attach to the emails are always very hot - but they're of models and porn stars in California, not here, so I don't really see the point.

Some highlights, so to speak:

MALES AU NATURAL OF HAWAII (M.A.N.O.H)

MEN BONDING.............
MANOH'S INTIMATE EVENING IN AUGUST
WAS A WILDLY SUCCESSFUL EVENT.
POTENTIAL AND CURRENT MEMBERS ENJOYED
GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER UP CLOSE,
AND SPENT THREE HOURS OF
QUALITY MALE-BONDING.

IN THE FUTURE, OUR CLUB WILL AGAIN
HOLD SMALLER, MORE INTIMATE, PARTIES,
IN AN ATMOSPHERE OF CAMARADERIE
AND MALE-BONDING.
3. MEN EXPLORING..........
MANOH MEN WILL EXPLORE
THE REALM OF B,D,S&M.....
AT A PARTY IN OCTOBER
7. MEN CELEBRATING......
ALSO IN DECEMBER, WE WILL CELEBRATE
THE CHRISTMAS SEASON AT OUR TRADITIONAL
"NUDE 'NOG" HOLIDAY RECEPTION
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