So, Dave C calls a couple days ago and asks if I like football. That was an easy one. No.
"Oh. Well, never mind then."
And ... hold on. "You're not about to tell me you have tickets to the Pro Bowl, are you?"
And well, sure enough, he does. And I do so hate to be left out of a party, and baby I can change my tune on a dime. "Wait - football? Yeah, I could like football." Fake it 'til you make it, right? So I'm laying low tonight, as the tailgate starts at 10am tomorrow.
Meanwhile, I know I was all empathetic with Ted Haggard earlier. Well, empathy can only last so long. This is too good not to share ... Donnie Davies' tribute to the Reverend, Meth and Man Ass. Click at your own risk.
"Oh. Well, never mind then."
And ... hold on. "You're not about to tell me you have tickets to the Pro Bowl, are you?"
And well, sure enough, he does. And I do so hate to be left out of a party, and baby I can change my tune on a dime. "Wait - football? Yeah, I could like football." Fake it 'til you make it, right? So I'm laying low tonight, as the tailgate starts at 10am tomorrow.
Meanwhile, I know I was all empathetic with Ted Haggard earlier. Well, empathy can only last so long. This is too good not to share ... Donnie Davies' tribute to the Reverend, Meth and Man Ass. Click at your own risk.
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