There are just too many good things in my in-box this morning. This is something our state put out to assist Hawaiians wanting to do business in Red China. I found it on Poinography, a local political blog.
China Business Dos and Don'ts
State materials on the China trade mission include the following tips for Hawaii business people meeting prospective Chinese partners.» Negative replies are considered impolite. Instead of saying "no," answer "maybe," "I'll think about it," or "We'll see."
» If the subject of Taiwan comes up, never refer to it as the "Republic of China" or "Nationalist China."
» Unless you're a communist, never refer to someone as "comrade."
» The Chinese will decline a gift three times before finally accepting. You will have to continue to insist.
» Do not wrap gifts in yellow paper with black writing. These colors are for gifts offered to the dead.
» Empirical evidence and objective facts are accepted only if they jibe with the Communist Party line.
» Do not put your hands in your mouth. It is considered vulgar.
» Avoid unusual facial expressions.
Source: State of Hawaii
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