Tsunami!

We're getting reports from all over the state that the waters in the harbors are turbulent. It's not one big wave, but more of a turbulent ebbing and flowing. Some people say that the waves are washing through their yards, and some that the waves have washed over Kamehameha Highway.

Note that it is 11am, and that the all-clear was given at 9am. As in, the Pacific Disaster Center says there was no tsunami. My office? Says there is one going on right now.